person: im not giving you any food since you ate mine
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
me: its because you haven't fed me for weeks you selfish fuck.
by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021
Get the you selfish fuckmug. When you stick your flaccid penis into a empty (or full) corona bottle and get hard. This causes your penis to get stuck and the only way out is by breaking the bottle or cumming in your corona.
Guy1: dude my girlfriend made me do the corona fuck tube last night
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
Guy2: damn, how many cuts did you get? Or did you have to drink cumrona?
by Abe2608 March 27, 2020
Get the Corona fuck tubemug. When at your birthday party you make out with your two friends at the same time and when other people arrive it’s incredibly awkward.
Person A: Dude, yesterday I made out with them as a joke because we’re gal pals and now I can’t look them in the eye.
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up
Person B: Dude, what a fuck up
by imsorrymom May 26, 2019
Get the Fuck upmug. Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”
by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022
Get the U fuck my pussymug. by anomynouspersonnoonenobody July 27, 2014
Get the missile fuckmug. 
by Definitelynotdaniel June 26, 2021
Get the i fucked your mom#6969mug.