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Chris Chan's Taint Piercing 

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.
"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

Slut Training Academy 

Slut Training Academy is also known as St. Thomas Aquinas High School, STA for short. Many people don’t think they will fall into the trap, but attending STA is guaranteed to turn you into a slut. St. Thomas is a predominantly white school full of fake blonde bitches. There is no doubt that St. Thomas is a major party school that throws absolutely ragers. But parties full of sloppy drunk teenagers is a whore activity waiting to happen.
“What school do you go to?”
Slut Training Academy”
“Oh, so that’s why you’re a whore!”

Toff In Training 

... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.
'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training

Taint Face 

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.
Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!
Taint Face by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

Hot as Satan's Taint 

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.
The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

trained monkey 

someone whose job is so easy a trained monkey could do it just as well
An example of a trained monkey would be; having to push a button on cue
trained monkey by trained monkey January 2, 2008