sad tea

Believed to be coffee

I have to drink my sad tea everyday in the morning

by ehosso March 14, 2018

iced tea on the back porch

Diarrhea butt stuff. When the fecal matter is runny and is in enough liquid to give it the color of iced tea.

Man, I was doing anal with my girlfriend, and I look down, and there's runny shit all over my dick... I mean I still finished and stuff. Turns out I'm into iced tea on the back porch.

by ShppingAndReceivingbuttstuff February 14, 2017

tea

Weed,marijuana...

I hope someone in that party is going to have some tea to share

by weeds4reeaals February 16, 2017

Poop Tea

A phenomenon that occurs when feces is left unflushed in a toilet until it dissolves and turns the water an orange-ish shade of brown reminiscent of some herbal teas.

I forgot to flush my deuce this morning before I left for work and found Poop Tea in the water when I opened the lid again.

by Silas Schadenfreude February 20, 2017

Tea Gate

When you're making the tea and forget to ask a person, therefore being confronted by the person.

"I got tea gated in the office again today!"

by QueenKumar March 5, 2017

towel tea

a sex position, where the man hangs the girl by a towel from the ceiling and puts tea into her vagina. then waits underneath for it to drip out

"dayum girl, im thirsty, you wanna towel tea?"

by XnsFracture May 12, 2016

passion tea lemonade

Often abbreviated PTL. The official Starbucks drink of bitches. Whether you're a college bitch, a yoga bitch, a basic bitch-- really, any kind of bitch, you'll fuckin love a passion tea lemonade.

Extra points if you order it without sugar.

I'm sooooo drained from yoga, I need an IV fluid of passion tea lemonade, stat.

by collegebitch August 31, 2016