Like a half-joke. But half joke sounds stupid. When you are telling someone something in a joking manner but you are actually serious, but kind of joking.
Jake just sugar jabbed John. What did he say? He said "John, I think you need to lose some weight... Haha just kidding bro, ... But seriously maybe a little."
by The Draft Dodger September 30, 2017

The kind of unusually soft, ass burning, wretched smelling shits that you get from eating too much sugary food.
by Garfibromyalgia December 13, 2023

to engage in sexual acts, but only with plump delicious pastries. preferrably from Tim Horton's
.... im sure you can put the rest together.
.... im sure you can put the rest together.
friend: "NO WAY I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY DID IT?"
the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
the man: "the honey glaze left a sugar ring when she was done..."
by sugarking June 19, 2015

Super wet and delicious pussy with hella good sex, any man would be lucky to eat a girl with a Watermelon Sugar out.
by Urban_di!ck7788 September 20, 2020
