monkey poop

1. The feces a monkey exudes.
2. The feces your mom exudes.
3. The act of throwing feces at your nemesis, or simply someone who disagrees with you.

Boss: "You should work overtime this weekend."
Worker: {Poops in underwear.}
Boss: "What is that smell?"
Worker: {Throws poop at boss.} "You."

- or -

Man: "Give me head now, woman!"
Woman: "No, I am on the rag, and I am a giant bitch. I may as well be a lesbian."
Man: {Poops his bed.}
Woman: "Why did you just poop the bed?"
Man: {Throws feces at woman.} "Give me head."

- or -

Supermarket Clerk: "Why are you buying so many tampons?"
Bag Boy: "Seriously, are you on the rag or what?"
Menstruating Woman: {Lifts skirt and sprays diarrhea while rotating.} "Yes."

- or -

Lesbian 1: "Why is my fist covered in poop?"
Lesbian 2: "Wrong hole."

by scorpionmintred December 30, 2003

Poop Mouth

adjective: When someone and/or something smells terribly bad.

(To a Steele Reserve can): "That can smells like poop mouth right about now."

by Thaddeus & Lando December 28, 2005

Hot Poop

Shit in a bowl cooked in a microwave.

Hot Poop is AWESOME with a side of jism

by bgurebuveirnvr August 22, 2008

Boogers and Poop

The catch phrase that is sweeping the nation

Boogers and Poop

by CHAZ March 7, 2003

poop head

1. a man or woman who's head is made of poop.
2. Eddie Roohan

eddie is a poophead, a dinosaur poophead

by John Sherman May 4, 2005

Poop Stick

A stick with poop on it.

kevin chased rick with his poop stick

by texasaustin June 23, 2009

Poop Stewart

A person who holds somewhat of a position of power (but by no means is the man in charge) and tries abusing his power by attempting to boss others around, causing a great lack of respect towards the individual.

The vice principal of my high school was a total Poop Stewart!

by Dave March 4, 2004