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Daniel Jacob White

by Literally[TitleCard] March 27, 2025
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Jacob

The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.
Guy: did you hear about the new guy Jacob?
Girl: yeah, he seems cool
by A2bucks June 29, 2021
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jacob on crack

A Retarted weeb who has a hard time talking to girls and has a very skinny long neck and really fat
Whoa, says jacob as he sniffs his fifth line of coke. Damn he says relizing he is ugly as shit. Wow jacob on crack
by Djidheneieh rnr July 31, 2020
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Jacob zabers

This is a person who will do anything if he needs to. Sometimes he’s scared but if someone says “I knew you wouldn’t” he will, even some crazy things.
Person 1: hey Jacob zabers!
Jekabs: yeah?
Person 1: I bet you will chicken out of this, ha!
Jekabs: go to hell. *does it
by Eventually.it.goes 69420 February 26, 2022
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jacob

eats toenails found on the floors of bathrooms, easily forgets i’m in his walls, smells nice, usually like fresh winter pine. sniffs babies heads for pleasure, thinks its normal to suck on grandmothers toes especially after their morning jogs. doesn’t understand the mechanics of sex. attempts to use tiktoks to flirt and it always works. down bad but never admits it. has a foot fetish and enjoys watching furry porn. attractive.
do you know that kid jacob?
the one who sniffs babies heads and licks grandma toes?
yeah that one.
no.
by calebs lovely girlfriend December 25, 2021
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Jacob

Jacob is the prettiest guy around. He's tall and skinny but in a way it's attractive. He has brown hair and brown eyes. Jacob is kind and friendly, sort of intelligent but he doesnt really show it, he has a very good sense of humour and makes those around him laugh. Jacob is a very quiet and anti-social person though. However he is great in relationships, though he chooses to be in them quiet rarely. If you manage to get in a relationship with him, consider yourself lucky. Cherish him always and don't break up with him, you will miss him once hes gone.
Person A: Hey whose that cute guy over there?

Person B: Oh thats Jacob

Person A: He's so cute, i wonder if he has a girlfriend
by anonymous December 5, 2021
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Jacob

That type of guy who would go to Calgary with his girlfriend rather than the boys. Also someone who doesn’t tell anyone he’s going….at least get engaged.
by Thatnigboi November 23, 2021
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