Jacob

A nice feller. Could wash his hair more often. Should avoid head injuries.

I like him but he’s such a Jacob, for God’s sake his hair looked like it hadn’t been washed in days.

by jackiejackiejackiejaagdjak January 1, 2023

jacob and leo SQUAD

2 people (boy and girl) that are rlly close but she always beats his ass for doing sum dumb shit

aww they are like a jacob and leo squad

by big dick jacob December 13, 2016

Jacob peel

A gay looking virgin boy that dresses as Boris Johnson on tik tok for views

Have you heard of Jacob peel?
Do you mean boris boy?
Yeah, that bleach haired bastard child.

by Granny boy April 14, 2020

Being a Jacob

When you’re a stinky hoe who can’t do 8 backflips

“My best friend is being a Jacob right now, he can only do 4 backflips!”

by mysterywystery August 5, 2021

Jacob

A guy with an absolutely massive cock due to only being 5’7 his height got put somewhere else😉 he’s charming and if he hits u up you should definitely go out with him cause it will be the best day of your life

Jacob is god fr

by Kevlikesdick November 3, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.

Jacob you’re so smart.

by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023

Jacob

Jacob is deep-down a very loving, caring and honest person. He has been through a lot to say the least he's lowkey a f*ckin badass. He has crackhead strength and has a large dick.

However, Jacob is a romantic at heart and if he's in a relationship the obstacles you will have to face include: jealousy, commitment and insecurity.

Jacob is probably a genius, he just doesn't work as hard as he should. He has a tight-knit group of friends who he will often believe are turning against him because he is not mentally secure. He will cut people out of his life for this reason. Jacob can be single forever, but breakups are the worst thing ever for him. Give Jacob some slack and a hug. He needs it.

"Why did Jacob cut me out of his life?"

Meanwhile, Jacob: *sitting at home, depressed as per usual* OR "hanging out with stupid people makes you stupid"

by jakemallow December 25, 2021