March 25

The Cutest and Hotest people where born on this day!

Lila: Hey when's ur birthday
Addie:March 25!
Lila:Omg ur so HOT!

by Hi12234690 October 19, 2021

march 20th

March 20
If you know someone born on this day and if there name starts with an P you must give him a Blow job (People born into March 20th and have a name that starts with an I must receive a Blowjob.)

(i stole this but oh well)

Welp.. Peter is born on March 20th... guess I’ll give him head.

by fuckmebjtch November 8, 2019

Marching Band

When water tastes gourmet.

MARCHING BAND MAKES IT TASTE SO GOOD!! I CAN'T STOP DRINKING IT AND MY PEE IS ALREADY CLEAR!!!!

by im_nxt_russian January 15, 2022

No Mascara March

You can not put mascara for the whole month of march

Girl 1: OMG can't wait for the party tonight, I'm going to put on ALL my makeup

Girl 2: Sure but you can't use Mascara

Girl 1: WHY!

Girl 2: Because it's NO MASCARA MARCH BITCH!!!!!

by No Mascara March November 5, 2019

March 7th

You shall send a dick pic to your homie without question. If not, your weiner shall be stolen by glorpinjeff, master of pickle tickling, in the middle of the night

Me: Hey dude lemme see that weiner!
You: Oh ya! I forgot. It’s March 7th! Here you go!

by Dietdrbepper March 7, 2023

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

March 13

Assistant day

March 13
A girl with the letters A,R,K and N in their names have to be assistant to a boy with the letters J,K and N in their names

Boy: Is it march 13
Girl: yes
Boy: you know what that means

Girl: No!
Boy: you’re my assistant for the whole day! Whoo!!!

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023