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Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.
Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.
Big Karen by Orangeboxman May 26, 2021
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Von Kaenel 

Last name of a person who is super duper cool. Skye main that sometimes blinds themselves but it's all part of their master plan to win the whole game and be top fragger.
She's cool asf, Von Kaenel!

Ambient Karen 

engages in ambient huddle and descant
this ambient karen is really engaged in a big descant here!
Ambient Karen by ambientman3453564 September 8, 2021

Deaf Karen 

A painfully frustrating person who demands to buy items that don't exist while also refusing to listen to reason.
Joe: Deaf Karen was in again today demanding to buy that chopping board she ordered.
Dale: That's the 4th time this week, we haven't had time to make it yet!!!
Joe: uh-huh
Deaf Karen by TerribleDrip996 September 9, 2021

Ms.Karen 

A retarded whore who blames nothing on herself and makes everybody elses lives miserable. Is interchangeable with Ms.Feld
Some guy: Bro I hope Ms.Karen has a stroke and dies
Everybody: Ya bro that would be hilarious

Internet Karen

The online version of speaking to your manager. This karen prides herself on providing ugly Google reviews regardless of how much you kiss her ass. She wants the world to know how you overcharged her .15 for that hat she found on the clearance rack.
Man that Internet Karen left me a bad review because I didn't discount her phone repair.
Internet Karen by Parrothead5000 November 5, 2021

Anna-Karen 

Anna-Karen is a lovely woman.
She is smart and independent. She doesn’t need a man I her life.

If you have an Anna-Karen in your life you are very lucky.
I live for Anna-Karen
I love Anna-Karen
Anna-Karen by Anna-Karen:) November 21, 2021