Posted

New England jargon for "Keep Out", usually written in big letters near the entrances to private property or otherwise off limits areas.

"Hey Jim you wanna fish at abenaki creek??"

"Nah man it's posted so we cant"

by Jacobthemainah May 28, 2022

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Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

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Post-mystery tristesse

The grief, rage and regret you suffer after a particularly effective mystery cliffhanger when you have to wait a week to find out what the hell happened

Oh no! They can’t do that! And now we have to wait a WEEK to find out what the HELL happened?!? The post-mystery tristesse is going to kill me! Augh!!!! assorted screams and groans

by wordstrumpet November 28, 2025

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roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.

I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

by Godkat January 20, 2018

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Post Officed

To be blamed for the incompetence or mistakes of others usually ending in reprimand or jail. Derived from the British Post Office scandal of 2023. Same context as “thrown under the bus”

“Tony totally Post Officed me today in front of the boss - probably get fired for it”

by PostmansHorizon January 20, 2024

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Post-HeadClarity

Post-HeadClarity Is the feeling you have after getting brain and not knowing how to feel, so your result is acting a mixture of surprised and shocked, same word? No. Same meaning? Yup.

Friend: “Ayo you good you ain’t lookin yourself”

Man: “Nah man don’t worry just in the middle of Post-HeadClarity“

by yaboiyonkers September 13, 2020

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