human hot potato

someone who’s been passed around

me:”did you hear kristoff called jaime a human hot potato?”
jeff: what is a human hot potato
me: it’s someone who’s been ran through and passed around. how pathetic🤣

by fakiana grande February 3, 2026

Human battering ram

Human battering ram: Is a violent tactic sometimes used by some bouncers or door staff at nightclubs, bars, or other venues. They silently signal each other, lift a disruptive person under the arms, and charge them forward like a battering ram. They smash their head through doors, and, if unlucky, the person can be thrown down stairs too. They are left bleeding, with possible concussions, skull fractures, broken neck, or even death, lying in the gutter outside.

Lee: Bruv, remember the old days? Sittin’ in the bar, all chilled…
Next thing you know… some poor bloke’s gettin’ grabbed under the arms by the bouncers… and they’re usin’ his head like a human battering ram to open the doors to eject him LOL.

Frank: The good old days, bruv… LOL.

Lee: LOL!

by Jamie Cheese February 4, 2026

Mechanical Human Sciences

A mechanistic paradigm for understanding individual human beings, viewing the person as a biological machine whose components (genes, neurotransmitters, cognitive modules) can be isolated, studied, and repaired independently. It is the philosophy behind much of biomedicine and behavioral psychology: identify the broken part, fix or replace it, restore normal function. This approach has achieved astonishing successes (antibiotics, joint replacements) but struggles with conditions where the "machine" metaphor breaks down.

Mechanical Human Sciences Example: Testosterone replacement therapy for low libido is Mechanical Human Science. The logic is straightforward: identify a deficient hormone, supplement it, restore function. This works beautifully when the system is truly a simple input-output machine. It fails when the "deficiency" is caused by stress, relationship conflict, or depression—states that are not mechanical failures but adaptive responses the machine metaphor cannot comprehend.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Complex Human Sciences

The study of individual humans as complex adaptive systems in their own right, characterized by non-linear development, multi-causality, and sensitive dependence on initial conditions. It rejects simple medical models (one gene → one disease; one trauma → one disorder) in favor of viewing a person as an integrated network of biological, psychological, and social subsystems, all interacting. Health and illness, in this view, are emergent states of the whole person-system.

Complex Human Sciences Example: Depression is not, Complex Human Science insists, simply a "chemical imbalance" that a pill can correct. It is an emergent state of a complex system: genetic vulnerabilities, childhood attachment patterns, current life stressors, sleep quality, nutrition, inflammation, and meaning-making narratives. Two individuals with identical serotonin levels may have radically different mood states because their systems are configured differently. Treatment must address the system, not just the lab value.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Dynamic Human Sciences

The study of individual human beings as changing, developing, and adaptive systems over time. It rejects snapshot models of personality or ability, focusing instead on trajectories: how a child's language capacity reorganizes itself at critical periods, how an athlete's skill degrades with age and rebounds with training, how trauma reshapes neural architecture. Dynamic Human Sciences view a person not as a fixed entity, but as a process.

Dynamic Human Sciences *Example: Longitudinal studies of cognitive decline in aging are the domain of Dynamic Human Science. Researchers don't just compare 70-year-olds to 30-year-olds; they follow the same individuals for decades, measuring how processing speed, memory, and executive function wax and wane with health, lifestyle, and intervention. The person is not a data point; they are a trajectory.*

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Applied Human Sciences

The translation of knowledge from psychology, physiology, and anthropology into interventions that improve individual human functioning, health, and well-being. This is the scientific backbone of clinical psychology, physical therapy, occupational health, sports science, and human factors. It takes what we know about how humans operate—physically and mentally—and builds protocols, therapies, and training programs to fix, enhance, or accommodate them.

Applied Human Sciences Example: A physical therapist uses Applied Human Science daily. They don't just stretch a patient's hamstring; they apply biomechanical principles to correct gait, motor learning theory to retrain movement patterns, and pain psychology to manage fear-avoidance. Their treatment plan is not guesswork; it's engineering the human musculoskeletal system based on peer-reviewed evidence about how it works and heals.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026

Human Engineering

The interdisciplinary field concerned with designing systems, environments, and products to be compatible with human physical, perceptual, and cognitive characteristics. Often synonymous with ergonomics or human factors, it's the science of fitting technology to people rather than people to technology. Human Engineering studies the limits of the human body and mind—reach, reaction time, attention span, memory load—and then designs cockpits, software interfaces, and assembly lines that respect those limits. It's the quiet heroism of preventing user error by design.

Human Engineering Example: The placement of a car's brake pedal is Human Engineering. The designers didn't ask "Where can we fit this?" They asked "Where does the human leg expect it to be?" The intuitive swipe gestures on a smartphone are Human Engineering—they map to natural human motor patterns rather than requiring conscious instruction. When the tool disappears into the task, Human Engineering has succeeded.

by Dumu The Void February 11, 2026