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Ghetto Colonic

Fill a turkey baster with Fentanyl diluted in water. Proceed to insert baster into anal cavity and expunge entire contents. Clinch and hold for approximately 20 minutes or until effects kick in.

Usually resulting in temporary incontinence, it is suggested to perform procedure on the toilet with an ample amount of recovery time.
Bro, I gave myself a ghetto colonic on the couch last night, no idea how imma get the stain out!
Ghetto Colonic by Billy Pickleston October 20, 2021
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Ghetto Fairy

A group or individuals that both either/or graffiti on trees and/or attach fairy doors or paraphernalia to trees.

Graffiti - usually teens to twenties
Fairy Doors Etc - usually parents of primary school age.
Gee, how disappointing. This Reserve is turning into a "Ghetto Fairy" park!
Ghetto Fairy by Calli the Cockatoo November 2, 2021

Ghetto hamburger helper

A better tasting hamburger helper made with boxed Mac and cheese, hamburger, and spices (salt, pepper, garlic, onion, bell peppers, and Goya seasoning)
Person a- what do u want to eat?
Person b- ... hamburger helper?
Person a- eeewww you eat that fake beef flavored crap? Nope we're eating ghetto hamburger helper. Tastes better and it's cheeper the original.

Ghetto tuck 

when tucking in clothes (i.e., shirts, polos, jumpers) to look more fashionable
"That's mean az he's ghetto tucked his lauren polo, illlchay"
Ghetto tuck by Melburnian32122 November 24, 2021

Ghetto Mimosa 

Prosecco and Fanta instead of Champagne and Orange juice
Rena and Tash are downing them Ghetto Mimosas
Ghetto Mimosa by renamarko December 8, 2021

Ghetto Mechanics 

To fix something like furniture, hardware or your home, with tools that aren’t correct for fixing said thing, but it still works.
“Hey Jim, it turns out I didn’t have to get someone to fix my broken window, I just used my ghetto mechanics.”

ghetto santa 

Jerome is the worlds best ghetto Santa
ghetto santa by a+t<3 December 26, 2021