Chris Kringle

When you call a girl a "Ho," then stick it in her 'chimney.'

Call me "Saint Dick", cause you're about to get the Chris Kringle!

by Lucarion November 23, 2023

Dirty chris

When a guy over 6ft gives a bird anal and pulls out and slaps his giant balls in her face giving her black eyes

Good night last night my bird got dirty chris

by Bigal83 May 14, 2024

Chris

Coolest nigga to ever walk the planet. Driving fast cars. Getting money. Also known as Mr Bitches. Kanye and Travis’s homie

Oh my god do you see chris with the 2022 Mercedes Benz

by Chrisgotbandz November 24, 2021

Chris

He is a weird guy and a dumbass fag that says wassup neighbor

Hey chris say wassup neighbor

by TheJimbob6969 February 25, 2020

Chris Hemsworth

Hot saxy man

Plays captain american in justice league

Chris Hemsworth

by DylanWilliams69420 April 8, 2021

Chris barth

a Minnesota man that likes to fuck guys in their butt pussy.

I’m going to fuck you like Chris Barth tonight.

by dusty89 August 4, 2020

Chris

Chris is the guy who will captivate your heart, without you having any control over it. He's the type of person you love and you don't know why. His eyes are kind and his smile sensitive, and he looks like a sweetheart. He's adorable and yet can be a little bit self-possessed - popular and well-liked. He can make you cry, but he can also always make you smile just at the thought of him. He's not overly smart, but he cares and is part of the cool crowd. Usually plays football, hangs out with the cooler kids who tend to keep to their group. He's hard-to-figure-out but well worth it when you do. Chris can be sweet sometimes, but also is more of a bad boy. He uses slang and can be dry but he invests if you matter to him or if he's upset. While Chris is not easily bothered he doesn't like uncertainty and can come off a bit harsh sometimes. Overall, he is a complex guy with a simple, beautiful heart.

Me: He sent me my first heart ever from a guy!

Friend: Chris?

Me: Who else

by DancerHeaven December 15, 2021