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Blue panda 

A close relative of the panda and the red panda. Its a cute little animal with blue fur and a shaggy tail. It walks on four legs and is slightly larger then a domesticated cat. It mainly eats bamboo but can also eat eggs, birds and insects. And the blue panda is a freaking god that needs to be admired.
The blue panda was eating some bamboo.
The blue panda was beating up a lesser red panda relative.
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When you get pulled over by and cop and end up doing 69 in his/her squad car.
Yo dude I got pulled over yesterday and got a blue 69.
blue 69 by Jake Michael June 29, 2017

blue fly 

A fucking piece of shit; that random kid, usually in a discord server, who stands out, but definitely not in a good way. A blue fly is annoying, verbally sexual and sometimes even harasses the other gender. Despite this, sometimes blue flies gain high ranks, sometimes even mod ranks, before they abuse it and get demoted.
The Blue Fly: Can I stick a fucking waffle into your vagina and then we eat it <3 @WaffleGoddess

blue topaz 

Blue Topaz, is a shiny and beautiful gem, the rare twin of the golden Topaz. It's coloured very light blue and is semi transparent. Is considered birthstone of December. And also, it's associated with depression cure, because it's said to make the person focus on it more than they focus on life problems.
Maria: "she wasn't feeling that good lately, so her boyfriend bought her a blue topaz to make her happy."

Janie: "wait, didn't he own a blue topaz ring too"
Maria: "poor person.."
blue topaz by Topaz Darkblue July 27, 2017

blue turtle shell 

During sex, when a person is about finish first, their partner punches them in the face or back of the head, thus allowing the trailing person to finish first.
He was about to cum, so I blue turtle shelled him in the face.

blue waffle iron 

The act of stuffing a women's blue waffle between ur butt cheeks and squeezing as hard as u can
"Dude I'm totally going to bring out the blue waffle iron on her tonight."
blue waffle iron by IronMakezBest September 15, 2017

Blue Streak

The classic wooden roller coaster at Cedar Point amusement park in Sandusky, Ohio. The park's oldest remaining roller coaster. It was built in 1964, is 78 feet tall, and has a top speed of 40 mph. It's an underrated coaster that has some insane airtime. It is truly a Cedar Point classic.
The Blue Streak is one of my favorite roller coasters at Cedar Point.