brotheritis

the pain you get from having a brother who lives to tease you

Alex and Dan have given me a terrible case of brotheritis

by Anonymous January 17, 2003

jonas brothers

hotness and perfection in the form of three terrific, very deserving, amazing boys. <3

wow! those JONAS BROTHERS are amazingly GORGEOUS! and any other form of awesomeness towards them

by Elizabeth Jonas March 9, 2008

Jonas brothers

Obviously, the worst band in history, tiny dicks, who are overrated, and have obviously never listened to their own songs.

Fans of these dicks have never heard any "older" songs, such as stuff by nirvana, Eiffel 65, and even Rick Astly's Never gonna give you up.

Fans (and Jonas themselfs) are to afraid of a little metal, or even turn up the volume on a video game.

Sensible people, will scratch their nails across a chalkboard, when in the prescene of a Jonas song.

Girl: "Oh ma gawd, wanna listen to my new Jonas Brothers CD?"

Guy in the same room for some reason: *pulls out a chalk board and places nails against it*

by Anon 64 September 12, 2009

Brothers United

A pair or threesome of brothers who have a fairly bogan secret handshake. All brothers share an equal desire of smokes, girls & raving.

Handshake like so:
"Scarn on brah?"
*walk towards eachother*
*catch hands*
*slide*
*punch*
*punch*
"SCARN."

"Hey mate, you coming to the game today?"
"Yeah, let me check with the brothers united."

"Hey Aden, Mum wants you home 'round one."
"Yeah alright. Tell her I'll call her 'round eleven, alright mate?"
"Yeah, alright. Brothers united mate."
"Yeah."

by L ! October 12, 2008

Brothers Gibb

Someone who is like a gibbon or a bit dense.

Ollie, you are the Brothers Gibb.

by lalala702 January 16, 2011

brothermugger

A non sweary way of calling someone a motherfucker. It works because it rhymes.

Harry - "tell me what you think about that dude Pete, and don't swear because my little brother might be listening..."

Roger - "well, I think he's a class A brothermugger"

by EddceLLent April 13, 2014

brotherly vlogs

A Crappy Youtuber

"Who's Brotherly Vlogs?"
"A Crappy Youtuber."

by didnot poop April 11, 2017