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american sword fighting

American Sword Fighting is when Americans fight each other with their erect penis's and the loser is the one that finishes or loses his erection first.
I caught my sons Nick and Ben american sword fighting in their bedroom the other day
by A Savage Hobo November 23, 2013
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American Blow job

(V) to perform deep oral sex on a man so that you vomit on their genitalia.
"I flew all the way to Italy and gave the most amazing American blow job, he was such a good sport about it. "

" That girl Danielle gives a wicked American blow job"
by Dnskknbsvh January 5, 2017
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Violently American Sex

Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is
So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex
by Yiteziah March 29, 2021
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All American Man

Yeah

Mama told me, "Your lady's lookin' for another man"

I never worry, there ain't a need for me to take no stand

I got my reasons, the things I do are better left unsaid

I'm into pleasin', I do my talkin' with my hands instead

'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
I've been to Detroit, I've been to L.A. and I've seen St. Lou

I've had some good times, but I've been waitin' for a girl like you
'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah

All American man
'Cause I can make some time

You got your ticket and you're lookin' fine

You're starin' at the band, you want to land

A six foot, hot look, all american man, a man
I'm a six foot, hot look, all american man, yeah
by Death Menace May 30, 2022
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American Solidarity Party

The American Solidarity Party was founded during the 2010s. It is a Christian-Based Democratic Party. Basically Democrats but have Republican beliefs when the other side’s view violates church teachings.
“Are you a Republican or Democrat?”
“I’m a member of the American Solidarity Party”.
What even is that?”
by JP the ENFP November 16, 2020
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American Eagle

**** clothing for people that feel they're too good to wear cheaper clothing that has no holes and doesn't smell like cat piss.
Guy 1: Wow, he has some cat piss jeans!
Guy 2: You mean American Eagle jeans?
Guy 1: Exactly!
by Man of Knowledge July 9, 2011
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Like An American Election

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.
Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.
by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
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