Turtle Fresh

Turtle fresh is when a man keeps his uncircumcised penis clean.

Girl 1: Isn't it gross to be with a guy who isn’t circumcised?
Girl 2: Naw, I make sure my guy stays turtle fresh!

by Lexasorouss February 23, 2020

all turtles

to be slow/ fail at something

"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"

by Cmoses January 9, 2012

turtles

what the kid in the zombie makeup likes

i like turtles

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR May 6, 2022

Turtle Kaylin

A funny gaming youtuber who should be more popular

Have you seen Turtle Kaylin ‘s new tiktok?!

by hellohellokaylin September 14, 2021

Jon's Turtle

Its simply everything that is in Jon's room.

Chey: Is that Jon's sister?

Aly: Nah, that's Jon's turtle.

by CaptainPancakes June 28, 2012

Funny Turtle

When a man's penis goes from being erect to soft very quickly and continuously so it resembles a turtle sticking its head in and out of its shell continuously.

Girl 1: OMG Tina I put my finger in John's butt last night and he got a Funny Turtle!
Girl 2: He should just make up his mind as to whether or not he likes it.

by YAHDOEHADLWA April 18, 2016

Turtles

The only animal that should be cared about. Don't use plastic straws bitch

And i opp is that a plastic straw. Save the turtles sksksks

by skskskVSCOGURL October 6, 2019