tom brian

someone who has a penis ranging from the size of a sperm cell to (if lucky) a size of the egg cell.

they also never want to admit the truth and this person does not want to admit they are salty or they are annoyed in some way. instead of admitting the truth he just tries to backfire it onto you however it fails...... making this person look like a bigger retard than he was 2 mins ago

wow your so annoyed you just like tom brian

by tom brian February 6, 2017

Faking an Uncle Tom

When you've (usually a black guy) spent so much time with white people that you begin to dislike your own race, but due to white people's "whiteness" you still do not feel completely comfortable around them

Black Guy 1: You've spent the last 4 day with Richard, Madison, and Olivia! How do you feel?
Black Guy 2: They are fun, but I'm really starting to feel distant from other black people.
*Richard send a video of a failed dab*
Black Guy 2: "OHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYY?"
Black Guy 1: Yeah bro you're Faking an Uncle Tom

by kam11345 February 10, 2017

Tom

Absolute simp who out there saving these hoes that will never reciprocate his perversive lust. A master of back and forth hand action never before seen.

tom said he'd be on tonight but I guess he's got other plans

by MaryBal January 1, 2020

tom brady wins another supper bowl

Everyone that is not a PATS fan is calling tom brady a gay fag who likes his own ball deflated

tom brady wins another supper bowl fuck.

by tom brady hater666 January 4, 2020

Tom

Someone who goes for a girl who is already in a relationship and plays victim after everyone gets super pissed at them

Dude you’re being a real Tom right now leave my girl alone

by PARASITE6969 January 9, 2020

Tom cameron

He is the pengest man on the planet

Omg Tom cameron is so peng

by Ccfc yaned January 13, 2020

Tom good

A person who gets lucky at rainbow six siege and claims it off as “skill” (he is actually ok at siege)

Hey tom good you get to lucky

by Joe Tighe January 15, 2020