Comfort tree

You know what a comfort woman is. Comfort tree is basically a comfort woman, but it's a tree.
btw a comfort woman is, during the ww2, women that were used to satisfy the soldiers needs sexually etc.
Person A: look at that Comfort tree
Person B: nice Comfort tree
by random-guy123456789 April 16, 2021
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Tree Trunk Breath

Constant burp breath for a prolonged period of time.
"Bitch you got Tree Trunk Breath!"
by jnobles September 07, 2017
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piss the bark off a tree

To pee so hard you could take the bark off of a tree
When I was young, I could piss the bark off a tree.”
by CharlieAlpha November 13, 2022
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TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.
me and my friends went tree-loving last night.
by the swiss piss September 29, 2018
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Grip N' Rip Tree Removal

A small but reliable tree removal company located in Northern Michigan USA.
Mark: "We really need to get that tree removed!"
Lisa: "Yeah, I'll call Grip N' Rip Tree Removal in the morning."
Mark: "Good idea, they are affordable and efficient!"
by gripnrip May 11, 2023
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tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced
a tree called tart
by xdr5t3evq3q October 27, 2023
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Stupid Tree

1. A woody perennial plant deciding to block a perfectly thrown disc.
That Stupid Tree blocked my beautiful hole in one.
by December 02, 2020
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