Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022

Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

Tea car

Another name for a takeaway because it’s a car that’s bring you as some people call there food as (tea)

Ooo tea cars here

by NBAKDON August 17, 2025

Ass Tea

The act of pouring boiling water into an open anus and subsequently steeping a tea bag in said butthole to create a warm, soothing beverage.

"I need something to soothe my sore throat and my ass eating fetish"

"Fire up the kettle and spread open my asshole, bro. You want mint or chamomile? It's time for some ass tea."

by sophisticatedDooba August 3, 2022

Tea

The modern word for gossip. To “spill the tea” is to share the gossip with people.

Person 1: Girl, I got so much tea from Jessica yesterday! You’d never believe what she told me.
Person 2: Ooh, spill the tea, sis!

by IziMarie November 1, 2018

Tea-Water

Insult to Red Coats. British equivalent to 'jerk-water'. Reminds the Britwanks that they lost their tea to the Boston Tea Party.

1 is British, 2 is American
1: Shut up, we owned you for 300 years!
2: Your mouth is full of tea-I mean shit, so shut up you Tea-Water Red Coat.

by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Tea

Came from the word “reality”. So if you read it fast, it can become “real tea”.

For example. If you want to say “what’s the reality?” Just say “spill it girl, what’s the real tea?!”

by Maximius October 4, 2019