fart smith

A game in which one individual spontaneously declares another to be the "Fart Smith". All those in attendance are then obligated to try to fart before the Fart Smith does. Whoever farts first wins that round of "Fart Smith".

Michael is the Fart Smith!

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Fart Barrier

A mental barrier set in place to govern when it is acceptable to fart. To fart before it has been observed "ok" to do so, in a given public surrounding, would be breaking the fart barrier.

Farting in line at the bank, Breaking the fart barrier.

Farted at a job interview, definite breaking of the fart barrier.

by NarcolepticRelic February 27, 2011

Wall-fart

another name for Wal-Mart..

Dude, lets go to Wall-fart and buy some socks.

by Drexolpax March 14, 2008

fart cake

A cake that has been flatulated upon by a naked chick to obtain perverted sexual pleasure

Matt, don't eat this fart cake! It's smelly and you can end up with the runs if you eat it!

by Dolberto October 14, 2008

fart nut

When you fart so hard that it wiggles your nuts.

Oh man, you just ripped a fart nut!

by Laura May 13, 2005

Fart kiss

The act of farting in someone's mouth then blowing it back in their face

I fart kissed this girl last night I was so drunk.

by Keith Brenner May 7, 2011

fart munch

The act of munching gases that are expelled from the human anus

Well to be quite frank with you sir, we caught your son engageing in the act of being a fart munch

by Jesse Dentremont February 19, 2008