NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!

i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

Golden Doodle

Someone with a horrible microphone in a call causing a crispy feedback.

*calls*
Them: how are you?

Me: DANG! You’re mic is horrible you golden doodle!

by Lolalovescock February 21, 2021

Golden Cobra

During a 69, as the bottom, instead of ejaculating you piss in the opposites eyes.

Fuck man, I Golden Cobra’d Deborah last night. She is pissed! Literally.

by CabritoSnow March 23, 2022

Golden hands man

A man who is skilled with his hands and can build anything, drive anything, do a anything.

Skilled craftsmen. Skilled worker. Talented man woth his hands

Look at that electrician work he has golden hands. Send him to fix the issues.

Golden hands man

by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Wisconsin Golden Shower

Being sprayed by beer.

Damn- I went to Stadium View Bar for the Super Bowl, and every time the Packers scored, I got a Wisconsin golden shower!

by nickharteau November 23, 2011

golden bomber

When you piss in a balloon or cup and throw it at your partner.

He said he wanted a golden shower, so I did him one better and gave him a golden bomber.

by PepsiRaccoon June 22, 2022

Golden Retriever Greeting

When you give someone a rim job upon meeting them for the first time and have them tell you about their day while eating their ass.

Upon Gary meeting Susan, he asked if he could give her the golden retriever greeting.

by Sluts4SkyDaddy March 2, 2022