toe potatos

Accumulated skin and dirt particles found between the toes.

"the nurse had to wash my toe potatos because I haven't been able to reach my feet in the shower for months"

by redleftie January 12, 2016

Potato

1. (n) a starchy tuber vegetable of the solanaceae family of angiosperms

2. (adj) of poor quality, usually pertaining to electronics

1. "I prefer butter on my baked potato."

2. "That's some potato video quality, fam."

by Sources943 December 25, 2019

Split The Potato

A very cool dude that everyone should simp for and if u dont then u shall die

He looks very Split The Potato

by Definitely not sans.#5355 August 6, 2022

Potato Jeremys

(noun)

A literal and verbose way of saying fries, usually said by those of rural background.

Cashier: "You want fries with that?"

Customer: *in a high pitched intellectual voice*
"Where I’m from, we call fries Potato Jeremys!"

Cashier: *in an angry voice* "Where the FUCK are you from?!"

by Goot_63 December 22, 2024

potato

a root vegetable

'Lil Timmy likes to eat potatoes!

by confusedpotato November 19, 2020

Ionized potato

A cheap cellphone with a pixalated image.

Person 1: "dam rodger keeps sending crappy videos, i cant make out shit."
Person 2: " Yea, he keeps sending those videos from his ionized potato, it's a nokia brick.

by Capuchin for Hire March 19, 2022

surprise potato

Surprise Potato n:
When you trick people into thinking you aren't going to eat your potatoes, but then last minute lunge across the table and devour them like whore eating a rich guys ass.

"hey man what the fuck was up with you at dinner?"
"I had to hit you with that surprise potato."

by Don't touch the baby May 14, 2019