Ayla the Potato 

An Ayla the Potato is a girl with blonde hair and wears Adidas all the time. She is a brat to everyone she meets so never speak to an Ayla the Potato.

“Wow! What an Ayla the Potato!”

Ayla the Potato by Nobody or anything January 13, 2019

Golden Potato 

golden - made of gold
potato - shaped like a potato

SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND

Potato city is a new town looking for friendly people to come and build so if you would like to help us reach our ultimate goal BIGGEST GOLDEN POTATO EVER

Golden Potato by CAVEManA20 December 23, 2010

Ninja potato

potato that is a ninja

Ninja potatoes are ninjas and potatoes at the same time!!!!!

Ninja potato by A potato June 30, 2011

Swer Potato

Swer potato is in the world of chicken nugger and french fried. To reach this ascension, you must gain Ligma,Sugma,Sawcon,Imagine Dragons,Fugma,Simardeep. Once you gain all of these, you gain knowledge of the ingredients of swer potato, chicken nugger and french fried. Once cooked, you finally ascend to become a true meme lord.

"Daddy Pepe, how do I become a meme lord like you?"
(Daddy Pepe) "You must gain the knowledge of swer potato"
"Teach me the ways Daddy Pepe"
(Daddy Pepe) "All in good time, my boi"

Swer Potato by Lawtron The Boi October 18, 2018

Los Angeles Potato Chip 

When a man ejaculates onto a woman's chest (or other location on the body) and she let's it dry into a crispy potato chip. She may proceed to eat the potato chip once fully dried under the hot and dry Los Angeles sun.

Oh baby, give it to me so I can sate my hunger with a crispy los angeles potato chip

Los Angeles Potato Chip by The German Badger January 2, 2012

california potato 

when you jiz in a frying pan and cook it. (not california potato chip)

dude i cooked her the biggest california potato and she swallowed it whole.

california potato by tumtum September 11, 2005

mashed potato 

masturbation

Last night I had mashed potato....

mashed potato by twigger 7777777 April 1, 2009