2 definitions by tumtum

california potato

when you jiz in a frying pan and cook it. (not california potato chip)

dude i cooked her the biggest california potato and she swallowed it whole.

by tumtum August 12, 2005

diabolic

A crazy underground rapper. He raps with ppl like immortal technique. Beast ass freestyler, too.

beneath the surface
im overheatin your receiver circuits
by unleashin deeper verses
than priests speak in churches
what you preach is worthless
your worship defeaths the purpose
like president bush takin bullets for the secret service
diabolic, a one man brigade
spreadin cancer plague
fistfuckin a pussy's face, holdin a hand grenade
so if i catch you bluffin
faggot, ur less than nuthin
i just had to get that stress of my chest like breast reduction

by tumtum May 6, 2006