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Shit on Toast

To put "shit on toast" is an expression used to describe nothing or nothing desirable. Similar to jack shit or if there was indeed a culinary dish with shit or faeces on warm breed it would be considered undesirable by most.
Jack: "What is for dinner love?".
Jill: "Shit on toast!"
by Lucasheights February 11, 2009
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bit the shit

died,expired--expirenced death
medical phrase: What happened to the patient in room 216?, I head he bit the shit last night.
by vernon dutton January 20, 2004
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Fucking Shit

Something to say when "shit" can't cut it when you're very angry and agitated to the point of busting that piece of fucking shit.

"Motherfucking piece of shit" is a more powerful phrase to say when you are EXTREMELY pissed off.
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ah shit

A reactionary phrase for when something happens that is devestating, suprising, or accidental.
Everyone jumps out a yells SURPRISE at a surprise party!;
"Ah shit! You guys really got me!"

You accidentally drive on wet pavement;
"Ah shit my tires are stuck!"

A girl farts during sex;
"Ah shit! that is raw!"
by Chrissssssssss May 6, 2008
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gay shit

An act or a comment by a person that has queer tendencies, but is not necessarily performed by a homosexual.
Person 1: I enjoy this visa checkcard commercial, its pretty funny.
Person 2: Gay Shit!
by Taxtrip December 6, 2006
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that gay shit

Something us Homosexuals need after being around ignorant straight people all day
“Hey are you doing all right?”
“No, I really need some of that gay shit once I get home. I visited the hallways of my middle school from last year.”
by BimRallen February 17, 2018
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jack shit

A term used to describe a lack of anything.
I ain't got jack shit to do. You don't have jack shit. I don't owe you jack shit!
by Carter SN October 2, 2005
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