Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H

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It means that you found your lover for forever

Yes she really is a monkey Tuesday

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Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

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Someone who goes out of their way and deliberately infects themselves with diseases, such as: monkey-pox, HIV, covid-19, ...

A: whoa, monkey-pox is spreading like wildfire, how come?
B: them monkey fuckers at it again, I guess.

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when two (or more) people perform the devil’s tango, aka Bus Blanket Bingo in a small enclosed place.

For example, Jake and Sierra were caught doing the Monkey Dance in a Barrel in a band practice room.

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When a man masturbates by grabbing the base of his penis and pulling the whole penis not just the skin up and down vigorously.

I caught my boyfriend monkey tugging last night it looked violent and dangerous I didn't know what to say I just left before he could see me.

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sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys

ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“

monkey sex by virxtuaI August 7, 2022

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