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Single Mom

The single mom is highly narcissistic and reckless individual, who wants to combine the authority of a head of a family and the freedom of the single life. The single mom is revered and venerated in the media with infantile adoration, reflected in the noun "mom", as if she was the watcher's own mother. Such pity-suggesting, sugar-coating language is hiding the true nature of that phenomena- women who chase away the men from their family because they seem as an opposition to their power over the children and a breach to promiscuous sexual behaviour for the purposes of constantly searching for more optimal mating. The cost for the fulfillment of her "self-realization" is her children's mental and physical health, as they are at a greater risk of poverty, domestic abuse and sexual abuse. Also, any corporal punishments and psychological abuse inflicted by the single mother to establish her absolute power in the household will stay behind closed doors if the child wants to eat. Same with any complaints against the new "step-dad" mommy brought for companionship in the cold evenings. Single moms is that they do not care about their children(if they did, they would make an effort to keep their fathers in their lives), but about achieving uncontested power in the household and proving to the society which idolizes them that they are superwomen can work and take care of children simultaneously while having no problems getting laid in their free time.
Single moms are so brave and stunning- they are the mother and the father in the relationship!
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your mom 

A phrase used when you don't know or want to answer a question, to be a complete asshole, to try to be funny when you're really not, or just feel like using it. Sometimes people in the background add the "OHHHHH" sound effect as well, depending on the situation.
Example 1
Dude: "Yeah so what's the homework tonight?"
Dude 1: "Your mom, bitch"
your mom by Viagra Bread May 23, 2008
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the best answer to any conflict and can only be beaten with no u.
guy 1: u mom gay
guy 2: u dad lesbian
guy 1: u sister a mister
guy 2: u brothers ur mother
guy 1:u granny tranny
guy 2: u grandpap a trap
guy 1: u family tree lgbt
guy 2:NO U
guy 1: *fucking dies*

Your mom Is fat 

It's a derivative of the "Your mom" insult. The function varies slightly from the original insult as it specifies the condition the so-called "mom" is in.
Rob: Your mom Is fat.
8yo kid: *cross*
Your mom Is fat by anonymous November 12, 2020

soccer mom

married woman with children between about 6 and 10 who drives a large car such as a station wagon, and spends most of your time shunting her kids and kids' friends around. Often takes an active interst in the kids activities.
she used to be a wild one but now that she's got kids, she's become a soccer mom
soccer mom by Nursie November 15, 2006
A very large, devilish looking black women with demon eyes that whips her sons legs into an obilivion
(JFANS MOM) JFAN U BETTER STOP FAPPING UNDER UR COVERS BEFORE I WHIP U WIT THIS METAL PIPE
jfans mom by piffmaster9187 April 17, 2011
What you call a young grandma.
If you walk into a school with your grandma and everyone thinks it's your mom. Thats a big mom. If people think your grandma is your mom thats a big mom. The biggest mom of them all.
Big mom by Mike Mike February 9, 2014