Skip to main content

Czech golden shower

When a VZ-61 Skorpion fires a 20-round magazine empties before any of the brass hits the ground.
Defined by Brandon Herrera in his video about the said weapon.
"It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary, but I'm sure it's not my description."
-Brandon Herrera, in his video on the VZ-61 Skorpion
by FirewreackerNik4 November 17, 2022
mugGet the Czech golden showermug.

Cocaine Shower

Replacing your conventional wash routine with doing as many lines of Cocaine needed to feel normal again after a big night out.
I’ve just had a cocaine shower and I feel great actually. What shall we do today?
by anonymous December 17, 2021
mugGet the Cocaine Showermug.

Slut Shower

A shower one takes with attentions of getting dicked down and destroyed.
"I'm going to see my man tomorrow, I need to take a slut shower in preparation."
by Ani Vanto January 24, 2024
mugGet the Slut Showermug.

Shower Slushy

When men rub one out while in the shower, they make a "Shower Slushy".
Man, leave that fool be, he in there making a Shower Slushy!
by SLorentz611 January 29, 2021
mugGet the Shower Slushymug.

A shower with Kevin

The act of getting kneed up the ass so hard that you can feel your hip bone shatter and your ribs cracking.
*Guy 1 walks up to Guy 2 laying on the ground moaning in pain*

Guy 1: Yo bro what happened?
Guy 2: I don't know man it happened so fast. I think some guy made me take a shower with Kevin.
by TheAlmightyChadd November 15, 2018
mugGet the A shower with Kevinmug.

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
mugGet the prudent pre-shower protective proceduresmug.

Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date
*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"
by Jdork January 24, 2022
mugGet the Irish showermug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email