Fapitorium

an area or space, large, that is used for viewing of pornographic material. Movie theatres, auditoriums, outdoor concert venues all would count.

I’m going to go rub one out in my fapitorium quick.

by Cror November 8, 2025

Faplag

The digital disorientation you feel when websites, apps or podcasts behave strangely because you forgot to turn off the VPN you used for, ahem, “privacy”. Like jet lag, but caused by horny time zones.

“Mate, why am I getting Swiss supermarket ads on my football podcast?”
“Check your VPN, you’re suffering from faplag.”

by bounderboy November 21, 2025

Fappetizer

Jerking off before a meal.

"No way I can make it through this dinner without a fappetizer."

by Billy13D December 7, 2025

Cunt-fapper

Someone who likes to slap vaginas.

Jake is a cunt-fapper, the last cunt he fapped was Bronwyn.

by G-Twizzal April 17, 2012

Skull Fapper

An annoying black-mexican kid, who need to pipe the fuck down. Also, try to say that he's better than everyone but he is more worthless than fucking dirt.

Guy: Hey skull fapper I recommend you pipe the fuck down

by IAMSPINTERCELLBTH March 13, 2013

sleep fapping

When one faps in his sleep after a sensual wet dream.

Tommy-I heard my brother sleep fapping the other night and had to wash my eyes with holy water the day after.
Tim-Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sensual wet dream?

by sleepfapper625 April 12, 2015

shadow fapper

A person that hides in closets or darkness and secretly masturbates to people having sex.

Bob: Did you hear that?
Stacy: What is it?
Bob: I think there's a shadow fapper in here!

by That one person you might know June 14, 2015