Dope Dick

The inability to get or keep an erection because of methamphetamine use.

Man, I tried to bone this chick but i couldn't because of dope dick.

by pinksocketmonkey June 26, 2020

pencil dick

A man's penis who has length but no width, like a pencil.

He's good looking but he has a pencil dick.

by bagitbabe May 15, 2008

dick wrap

Toilet paper or tissue used to wrap up your dick after sex. It keeps your drawers from being soaked from ur own jizz.

After screwing that trick last night I went in her bathroom to get some tissue for a dick wrap.

by Cartright September 6, 2005

dick grabbler

Dick grabbler, often refers to the person who starts grabbing genitals or other sexual parts instead of focusing at whatever task is at hand.

No one can get their work done because Chris is always being a dick grabbler.

Man why did coach put that dick grabbler on the team.

Someone needs to put that dick grabbler in time out.

by juju the oracle January 15, 2014

Dick Mitten

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

by David Williams September 12, 2005

rat dick

a demeaning term used to describe someone whose penis size would otherwise be considered miniscule

Shut up rat dick!
Hey rat dick, go suck a nut you cockgobbler.

by Lee Boy March 9, 2003

Dick Bush

1. Grandson of Dick Cheney and George Bush, destined to be a future U.S. President.

2. Slang for future Republican Presidential/VP tag teams.

Dick Bush will be our future President no matter how we vote.

by Ethan Hunt May 26, 2006