Dick Connoisseur 

A title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick.

A person of informed and discriminating taste.

That bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a Dick Connoisseur!

Catherine's not a whore, she's a Dick Connoisseur!

Note: Can also be shortened to "D.C."

Dick Connoisseur by Ch^rlee July 12, 2007

Dick-off

A competition between guys to see who has the biggest dick.

Person 1 : I bet my shlong is far bigger than yours

Person 2 : Theres only 1 way to find out, lets have a dick-off

Dick-off by bennycnz March 30, 2010

dick hoffer 

Someone who sucks a penis and then chokes on the penis/ semen. Sometimes a dick hoffer who gets a dick stuck bad enough in his/her throat, that he/she is rushed to the nearest hospital to get the penis professionally removed from their esophagus/larynx.

The word dick hoffer comes from the word dick (penis) and the word hoff, which is an otomotopia for someone choking on a large object.

The word Dick Hoffer is used to describe someone who frequently gives head. I mean really REALLY frequently.

-Sometimes used in referrence to someonewho is annoying, stupid, a jerk, etc.

"Dont go out with that girl, dude. She's a dick hoffer big time.

"Damn, that guy is such a dick hoffer."

"Dude, dont be such a fucking dick hoffer!"

dick hoffer by Jenou January 22, 2007

dick chocolate

aka: poopnoodle
The consequences of anal fucking.

After i pulled out, my penis became.. dick chocolate.

She loves my dick chocolate.

dick chocolate by Chipbord December 26, 2014

Dick Bitch 

A guy who simultaneously exhibits the properties of a dick and a bitch.

Chris Duran is a dick bitch, seroiously, a dick bitch

Dick Bitch by Not A University October 17, 2008

Dick Biting 

1. When one human bites another on the penis, generally unintentionally during the act of oral sex.

2. When a vampire makes another being into a vampire by biting him on the penis.

"Dude, my dick hurts"
"Gotcha, did you get a bad blowjob?"
"Naw dude, look I can see two small holes!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE A VAMPIRE ENGAGED IN THE ACT OF DICK BITING AND YOU WERE THE VICTIM, THAT BLOWS!"

Dick Biting by Phoenix 807 January 11, 2009

dick licker 

one who is skilled in the art of licking dicks

Josh Wise is a dick licker

dick licker by Monkey Man April 7, 2003