samarjit deshmukh 

one of the 2As of all time

that loser is a samarjit deshmukh

samarjit deshmukh by belarm July 23, 2022

norma desmond 

Norma Desmond is a character from the 1950 classic noir film Sunset Boulevard directed by Billy Wilder.

Some quotes:
"No one leaves a star. That's what makes one a star."

"We didn't need dialogue. We had faces!"

"There once was a time in this business when I had the eyes of the whole world! But that wasn't good enough for them, oh no! They had to have the ears of the whole world too. So they opened their big mouths and out came talk. Talk! TALK!"

"The stars are ageless, aren't they?"

I named my cat Norma, like Norma Desmond in Sunset Boulevard.

norma desmond by CoasterDisks March 6, 2023

Weapons of Mass Destruction

It's okay for some countries to have, like North Korea, but not others, like everybody else.

Weapons of Mass Destruction by Anonymous July 8, 2003

mutually assured destruction

Happens when one person wittingly shares fluids with another person who is H.I.V. Positive or vice versa.

Tom agreed to roger Bill which is an agreement of mutually assured destruction.

mutually assured destruction by Peter Nubile September 2, 2003

Realms of Despair 

The Realms of Despair is the original SMAUG MUD, which is free to play. They have an active Roleplaying community, an active player-killing (deadly) community, and a very active peaceful community. Players can choose from 13 classes (including one deadly-only class) and 13 races. Character appearances are customizable on creation and we have a vast collection of equipment that is level, gender, class, race and alignment specific.

"Are you going to be on Realms of Despair tonight?"

"No, my girlfriend got mad after our last run."

"Yeah, that's rough... Sucks to be you."

Realms of Despair by Kyla Cloud Kicker December 30, 2012

Hair-tie desperation 

When you seem to have lost all hair accessories and very badly need to keep your hair out of your face. When having a case of hair-tie desperation, the affected will use nearly any accessory and/or item in place of hair-ties or head bands. This sometimes works fir the affected and other times ends in a complete fashion disaster.

Girl One: Hey, where'd you get that head band? I''ve never seen one with that shape.
Girl Two: It's actually a neck-tie my mum bought for some random project she was working on. I had a major case of hair-tie desperation and it actually looks kind of cute.
Girl One: Nice.

Hair-tie desperation by writer_chick97 September 1, 2013

Oasis in a Desert of Shit

One or a few good things in a place filled with shitty things.

I went to the store to buy a Led Zeppelin CD, which was an Oasis in a Desert of Shit, as it was surrounded with Justin Bieber CDs.

Oasis in a Desert of Shit by rn10950 May 9, 2015