Beat the Poo

A game played whilst sat on the toilet, in which one masturbates whilst having a poo, and they are victorious if they ejaculate before the poo comes out.

I played Beat the Poo earlier, unfortunately didn't win though.

by greenlan July 29, 2018

Chur Beat

A word Jack O'Keefe uses to let one know that they are in fact beat.

I asked Louis for a shmack and he said Chur Beat!

by Louicidal February 6, 2025

Beat

(v) the act of being totally out of it, hungover, sleep-deprived, or anything of that matter.

Bill: Yo did you see that guy that just walked by us looking like shit
Joe: Yeah, man. He looked totally beat.

by Mumbles Gratzia September 5, 2013

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.

nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.

by Rolls-Royce=Apple, GE=Samsung October 10, 2025

Sprinkler beat

A beat that sounds like a sprinkler or a sprinkler system.

B-Rad- Hey yo, gimme that sprinkler beat, I'm always spittin fire, I wanna spit some water today.

by The Original Agahnim November 18, 2021

Beat

Love, Cuddle, Give Kisses, Give endless attention to, Take care of, appreciate, make laugh, marry.

I’m going to beat it out of you

by Dupl5571 December 7, 2022

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024