Whiffle Ass

A game in which a wiffle ball bat is used by two homosexual men.

Each player takes turn hitting each other's bare ass with the bat. Whichever player submits first receives for the night.

Look, Steve and Keith must of played Whiffle Ass last night, they can't even sit down without wincing!

by desol8tor March 18, 2009

Ass Daps

The act of one individual applying a light punching motion upon a butt plug to another individual, thus resembling the motion of one person giving "respect knuckles" ("Daps")!!

Erik gave his butt-boy Christian ass daps while in the midst of passionate foreplay!!

by RNJDC March 22, 2009

Ass Tax

The price levied upon a girlfriend/boyfriend with whom you share a dwelling but which he/she pays no bills.

Tom: "So does Shirley at least pay for the cable?"
Brian: "No...but I levied an ass tax last month."

by oberd September 25, 2008

ass tips

Ass tips are also know as an alternative for a douche or butt plug.

1. Hey could you grab those ass tips and help me clean out my ass hole.

by Rbomb04 June 14, 2014

ass-ton

An absurd amount of some thing, in a normal context. Specifically: 5x more than what would be considered "a lot" in that context.

"Dude, I want like, 30 hotdogs."

- "Dude, that's an ass-ton of hotdogs."

("A lot" of hotdogs would be 6.
6 x 5 = 30 hotdogs)

by for no reason June 20, 2014

Chunky Ass

1. When a woman or mans ass (being politically correct) is so big you can see the ass outline in the pants.

It looks like the pant is pleading to the person looking 'please help I'm about the bust right open at any point'

2. Gangsta talk: Yo Man that bitch has a chunky ass!

That is one CHUNKY ASS, looks like back end of the moon!

by Emmd November 8, 2014

Ass Fart

A bum who won’t get out of bed.

Yo get up!

No
Leave him alone he’s being a ass fart

by Wheybolic July 1, 2019