Knob Twat - someone who is a complete dick and cunt at the same time.
Can also be a fucking big Knob twat
Can also be a fucking big Knob twat
by Cheekygirl69 September 10, 2018
Get the knob twatmug. 
twat cred: when you already think someone is an idiot, and they show you another example of why you hold that opinion.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
Background: "Twat cred" is a play off of the common term "street cred" which is short for "street credibility" or street reputation.
"Twat" is a term orginally meanining "vagina," but is often used to describe someone who's an idiot or a general dirtbag.
"Dave and Mike think all brown skinned people 'grew up on tacos,' once again proving their twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
"Sarah threatened to fight the neighbor when she argued about the newspaper missing from the steps, showing her real twat cred."
by omega_pulse October 5, 2013
Get the twat credmug. by Tina the Twat Twitcher April 3, 2024
Get the Twat Twitchymug. "Oi mate, you little twat, get o'er 'here, or I'll send you to the colonies. I love queen lizzy, tea, biscuits, crumpets, scones, yorkshire, and the town of sussex.
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!
Not in this land alone,
But be God’s mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o’er.
From every latent foe,
From the assassin's blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er his thine arm extend,
For Britain’s sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!"
God save our gracious Queen,
Long live our noble Queen,
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
God save the Queen!
O Lord our God arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall!
Confound their politics,
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix,
God save us all!
Not in this land alone,
But be God’s mercies known,
From shore to shore!
Lord make the nations see,
That men should brothers be,
And form one family,
The wide world o’er.
From every latent foe,
From the assassin's blow,
God save the Queen!
O’er his thine arm extend,
For Britain’s sake defend,
Our father, prince, and friend,
God save the Queen!
Thy choicest gifts in store,
On her be pleased to pour,
Long may she reign!
May she defend our laws,
And ever give us cause,
To sing with heart and voice,
God save the Queen!"
by laddie616 November 6, 2022
Get the Twatmug. by lwaluben September 7, 2019
Get the Tinkle-twatmug. Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with
“Black lives matter ! “
“Actually , all lives matter “
“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”
“Actually , all lives matter “
“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”
by Peachesandcinnimon June 8, 2020
Get the Twatmug.