TWaT

A TWaT, a person that only works Tuesday,Wednesday and Thursdays in work. They refuse to work any more days due to covid but are prepared to convene on pubs, clubs and restaurants at the weekends

Look at Russell the TWaT, he says he working from home but he's doing fuck all work on a Monday and Friday

by boyobop November 23, 2021

Twat

The description of the personality of a guy called jazz

Wow jazz is a right twat

by Lizlicker1234 January 22, 2025

Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Twittle Twitter Twat The Raisonette Country (Croatia)

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Cootie twat

A misogynistic style government takeover by a militia or group of woman haters.

Most terrorist groups that are known by the public, these days, are known for their "cootie twat" temper tantrum attempts at world domination and want all women everywhere to be told what they have to do.

by Maniconwords June 11, 2024

Twat rat

A woman’s tampon

I was planning to plough the missus last night but there was a massive great twat rat in the way and I had to take her up the dirt pipe

by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024

TWAT

Acronym for "Tough Women Acting Tough". This annoying phenomenon is seen in many current commercials, ads, and movies. TWATs are quickly becoming an invasive species.

Zeke: "When you see one of these TWATs on your screen, don't ya feel like slappin' the snot out of 'em?"

Biff: "Why, yes. Yes I do".

by KSparx June 28, 2024

Twat outfit

An outfit worn by a shitty superintendent at graduation who couldn’t care less about his appearance or what the community thinks of him.

Why is he wearing a twat outfit instead of a shirt and tie?

by KimPossible33 July 5, 2024