When you spread the sweet sweet asshole of your significant other and strictly use Frank's Red Hot Sauce as lubrication.
He used so much franks on me last night and gave me the spiciest red hot pink sock; not counting the yeast infection, i'm gonna be hurting for a week!
by redhotpinksocklongwalkshortdoc April 15, 2023

by SadBoisHours July 8, 2019

a pair of thick fuzzy socks that a man cums in and shoves into his partners mouth keeping her quiet.
by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

by Crempent December 2, 2019

A high-concept, low-budget performance art piece wherein two weirdly-in-sync people hide behind a drop-down projector screen in a bar—usually in front of a bench or wall, ideally a soft padded one, creating an intimate speakeasy/tatami-like setting. Sometimes participants stick their feet out from under the projection screen, silently suggesting to onlookers that they’re making out. Bonus points if you leave your wallet unattended and the staff has to rescue it like it's a lost child at a carnival.
"We were just gonna enjoy some N/A Coronas, but next thing you know we’re all sock and awe like it’s a Fringe show."
"Dude, that wasn’t PDA, that was straight-up sock and awe."
"Dude, that wasn’t PDA, that was straight-up sock and awe."
by MadameSully June 28, 2025

Pretty much just a middleman for your shoe. However, socks had a bad experience with sandals in its childhood, therefore they don't get along very well.
Foot: "I'm cold."
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."
"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"
Sock: "I've got just the guy for that."
"Hey shoe, I have a job for you!"
Shoe: "Sure, anything!"
by PrettyMuchThat'sHowItIs April 5, 2015

When you on some lowkey psychotic shit so you gotta go to the ward, in which there are grippy socks. I've been there they had us doing yoga and shit. It is still as expensive as a vacation is though thank the lord I had insurance.
Ozzy Osbourne "I killed 17 puppies and hid under the piano waiting with a knife for my wife to get home."
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
(Y/N) "Damn bro that's some psychotic shit. You should detox and have a grippy sock vacation."
RIP 🕊🦇🕊
by ActuallyAnEvilVirusOfSatan September 18, 2025
