Tea

Being a little slow and be called a goofball

Your acting tea right now

Your so tea

by Preston m m June 21, 2025

weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.

The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.

by Sduvvy August 8, 2023

Matcha Tea

Put boiling hot water and a bag of weed in a persons mouth

Some guy pissed me off so fucking badly I gave him matcha tea (he screamed like a bitch)

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021

bush tea

The act of tea-bagging a person. Nothings changed aside from the fact it’s Australian

I plugged a c*nt with my right thong and proceeded to give him some Bush Tea

by THE SHNAKEMAN May 24, 2023

tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.

"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."

by Becca Sime-Jensen October 9, 2020

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

stale tea

Originating from the Indonesian slang term "teh basi" with this same meaning, "stale tea" refers to the smell that is emitted / radiated in a room where someone (usually male) has just masturbated there.

After he left the room, all I could smell was that unmistakable aroma of stale tea—definitely a sign he had been enjoying some alone time whilst masturbating.

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025