sock turd

when u stick a sock up ur butt and u pull out a huge turd.

i got a huge sock turd when i stuck a sock up my ass.

by nobody else here June 11, 2017

sock sprout

When your sock's holes are too big that your leg hair sticks out. Note that the holes are NOT from the sock ripping.

Guy 1: Dude whats on your sock?
Guy 2: I think thats leg hair.
Guy 3: Hey everyone! This guy has a sock sprout!

by Blitz Ashspear June 12, 2017

Meat Sock

Uncircumcised penis used to keep meats warm when grilling

Matt asks Adam to borrow his meat sock for his beer brat so he can eat it after their hike.

by RahhB June 30, 2017

#socks

It's the new equivalent of #YOLO. The way socks is spelled in English, it sounds like the Spanish sentence 'Es lo que es', meaning 'It is what it is'. Many people found it necessary to put a hash tag in front of in

Its literally the same use as yolo, do y'all really need an example for it?

"#socks"

by Glitterprinses ✨ 🎶 July 6, 2017

Snot Sock

A sock you cum inside that dries to be observed as snot

I cum so hard in that snot sock last night watching porn.
My mother found my snot sock and asked why I use socks to blow my nose.

by jwalex November 8, 2017

Dating the Sock

When lonely man spunks into his sock

Mad bastard will be dating the Sock for a while

by Quim buzzer November 11, 2017

Sock puppet

A large flaccid penis

His soft dick was the same size as his boner. It looked like a sock puppet

by Antipasti666 December 6, 2017