The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 4, 2022
Get the Sock Punchermug. a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.
Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks
by MoistCake July 14, 2017
Get the Sock Clotmug. by Jesus Lover42069666 July 8, 2020
Get the diabetic sockmug. Dirty sock that have been neglected and has been in the corner of your room since the beginning of freshman year.
by Dontworryaboutit3416 March 11, 2020
Get the Crunchy Sockmug. by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017
Get the sock statuemug. A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.
Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.
by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012
Get the Solo Sockmug. There’s not much to say over here, socks and sliders are the worst feet wear choice that you could EVER do in your entire life, and in some countries this kind of “combination” is almost offensive.
Like, for real mann, don’t.
Like, for real mann, don’t.
Me: *has a friend*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*
Friend: *Wears Socks And Slider*
Me: *Hasn’t got a friend anymore cuz wtf socks and sliders really?*
by randomguyfromitaly August 23, 2019
Get the Socks and Slidersmug.