barber shop top

A top you wear when going to the barbers/hairdressers as you don't want your nice tops filled with hair

Hannah: Why's that tool wearing such a dead top.
Tom: Nah 'low him that's his barber shop top

by I'm sooo boredOMG July 25, 2017

Oregon Top Hat

An elaborate sexual practice involving three women, two men, a pogo stick, several marijuana cigarettes, a bigfoot costume, and a Marionberry Pie from Shari’s.

Bob: I can’t believe Ed died last week. He was only 23!
Sally: The last thing he told me was he was going to try an Oregon Top Hat.

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

Eating Top Hats

1. A person who eats top hats

2. Slang for baking cellphones

1. “Mate, can you stop eating top hats it’s kind of gross.”
2. “Ohhh are you eating top hats again?”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018

peruvian top 5

Place where the last 5 Peruvian presidents are. They are all in jail (or dead).

Trump wants to join the Peruvian Top 5.

A better example is: President Trump is going to do a Fujimori to join the Peruvian Top 5!

by dirtb December 8, 2020

rare grease top

A fast food burger with a miraculous greasy sheen on the top bun, originally disvovered at a McDonalds in Agawam, MA. The result is a rarely experienced level of deliciousness.

Jerry's stressful day gave way to a surprising warming emotion as he removed the burger wrapper and discovered he was sonehow in posession of a true rare grease top.

by TurgidEmergence December 21, 2019

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022

Camp Timber Tops

the absolute best place in the entire world. the place where strangers become best friends and make memories that are ever lasting. the place where u can wear crocs and not be judged. the best place ever. the place everybody marks down on their calender and counts down the days until. camp timber tops makes smiles grow even bigger and better. it makes your mood turn ten times better. the people make u laugh 24/7. this place is everlasting and theres a million reasons why because it's the people there that make it hard to say goodbye. this is my home:)

camp timber tops is the best place ever

by campppppp January 29, 2018