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Newton's Third Law

When you're running and you can feel your penis flapping around.
No dude, I don't wanna run today - newton's third law always gets me...
by flagellum_mayor January 27, 2013
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The law of non-contradiction

A thing cannot be itself and it's opposite. But things can be duplicitous and they can have two different names.
Hym "The law of non-contradiction does not apply to God. Do laws apply to God now? Who makes the laws to which God is subject? You? That's why imitating the creature is wrong.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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Law School Hard-To-Get

Commonly Known Phrase:

Girls who were moderate to huge sluts in undergrad trying to pretend that they are innocent and tease boys in Law School by playing the hard-to-get game.

These girls can range from age 22-28 and are usually single for obvious reasons, either due to: (a) the fact that they are shithoused at most/all parties and devoid for any emotional stability ;(b) either have a lot of friends and love being the center of attention (or) have few friends due to being a crazy shit talking whore and love being the center of attention ;(c) pretend to be classy/ never admit they were previous (still secret) sloots who probably have a freak nasty case of chlamydia or HPV, or worse the incurable Herp ;(4) are most likely in the bottom half of their law school class ;(5) definitely isn't the best looking girl in your class, but is "cute" and "passable" and "seems like she has a great (although fake sometimes, but you will not realize this oftentimes until it is too late) personality" and ;(g) attempt to start over "fresh" and "classy" but their inner-whore comes out eventually, you cannot cage a hungry tiger.

Law School Men Heed This Warning!
Can be used as an action verb in appropriate circumstances: "I thought she was really into me, but turns out that girl was law school hard-to-getting me!"

As a noun:

"She loves playing law school hard-to-get, but I do not have time for that hell hole of crazy."

"That girl is playing law school hard-to-get, but I have law school exams that are easier than her."

As a descriptive noun:

In first semester of law school-
" Damn, that girl is so law school hard-to-get."

End of first year of law school-
"I am so glad that girl was law school hard-to-get, that bitch is a cave troll!"

"Maggie" was a huge slut in undergrad and had all of the boys chasing her, now she is in law school and wants the boys to think she is classy and refined, so she is super flirtatious and gets many guys to like her, but never chooses one to date. The weak and desperate ones fall for the trap thinking they have found true love, but alas!, she's just another common slut.

Ladies, quit playing games with my heart.
by ScrotieMcBoogerBallz April 5, 2010
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Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.
Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020
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step-co-sibling-in-law

Spouse's stepsibling's spouse.
My step-co-sibling-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
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First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017
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Edwards first law of sleep

An object asleep tends to stay asleep unless acted upon by the mother.
Due to Edwards first law of sleep I was late for school because my mother did not come to check on me in th morning.
by Unknownpapyus10 June 17, 2018
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