Golden Kevin

When someone is making fun of your mom and you pee on them
vincent was making me mad last night so i gave him the golden kevin
by GoldenKevin September 26, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin is hot and handsome. He won’t beg for a woman’s affection because he knows he’s handsome.

He is an outgoing man and knows how to cook.

Kevin is a quiet guy but once he gets to know you, you won’t stop laughing. There is never a dull moment when Kevin is around. He has beautiful eyes which will make you want to have babies with him. He loves a woman with a big nyash.
I’m keeping Kevin.

Kevin enjoys eating pineapples .

I like it when Kevin eats my pineapple.
by Mapaseka November 23, 2021
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by anonymous April 2, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is sooo HOT he makes a guy named gabe go wet and bricked He is the hottest person on earth just like trump but not as cool as obama but also cool like a banana but also poopi head like gabe but he is hotter than hot he makes everyone wet even with water :D
Kevin is a hot guy
by Cookingminors May 10, 2022
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Kevin

Kevin is a very common name for people. They are typically people who are white and does not have a big cock. They are quite smart and loves masturbating
Yoo look at kevin's cock so tiny
by Asian Kevin January 24, 2022
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Kevin

A person that commits actions of a brat. Annoying friend that is dissliked by everyone in the group. Derrived from the "kevin cube" from fortnite that appeared in season 5. Usually given to a small-minded bastard that would tell on you. WE HATE KEVIN!
Teacher - okay guys, thats it for today's lesson. Have a nice weekend.
Kevin - emm, teacher! Did we not have a quiz today?
by KevinHaterBoy64 February 10, 2025
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Kevin

Kevin (Gurtian language)

Kevin = something bad.

Stems from the Gurtian dictionary on TikTok popularized by b1rdnestlive0.

Can be abbreviated to describe something with “k’”
by wumi April 24, 2025
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