Fat Ass Tine

Fat Ass Tine is a girl who is the fattest runner you will ever encounter. She likes to roll to the finish line because our coach has to have food on a fish line and wheels it in to get her to run/roll. Everyone I know calls her fat ass, even the coach, cuz she's just so damn big. If you would like to help this girl lose weight please fwd emails of encouragement to me and I'll send them along to her. Thanx in advanced!

Much love to Fat Ass Tine....lord bless her fat ass

Fat Ass Tine rolls to the finish line!

Fat Ass Tine by Ihatetine November 11, 2004

fat people syndrome 

Caused by the fat person's feelings that society looks down on them for being fat. Usually more common in females since they are typically more ostracized for being overweight.
Victims become obsessed with losing weight or (unfortunately, more commonly) just trying to make themselves appear less fat.

Diet pills, miracle weight loss programs, etc etc.

Talking about exersize/eating well, caring WAY too much about dressing nicely (even in casual situations).
Some try to be overly sexual, ie hugs to EVERYONE, tattoos (esp. tramp stamps), dressing like sluts, being strippers, talking about sexual things, overall trying to make themselves more sexy
Unfortunately, attempts are usually counterproductive. Trying to act slim only pisses people off and makes them notice obesity more.
Closely related to short people syndrome

Example 1
Jackie: OMG I went to the gym like ALL DAY. Right after I finished my Lean Cuisine and took all my diet pills, (blah blah blah trying to seem less fat)

Jessica: Shut the hell up bitch everyone knows you're fat

Example 2
(Jackie runs up to Mark and gives him a huge hug, from which he cowers away)
Jackie: OMG Mark wanna see my new tattoo?!?!?!?
Mark: thinking "dammit i gotta sit through this fat people syndrome again"
(Jackie turns around and pulls down her pants to reveal her FAT ASS CRACK and a slutty butterfly)
Jackie: OMG OMG like it?!?!?!?

fat people syndrome by Rastaroth May 14, 2009

fat white 

Refers to the overweight barrow house member. Who eats a lot..

fat white by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Fat Knot Syndrome 

This is a syndrome seen amongst men who wear their ties with overly large, exaggerated fat knots. Often, the ties these men are found to be wearing can be seen in colours such as pink and lavender; and patterns such as multi-coloured stripes, dots and paisleys.

Men who fall prey to this syndrome typically work for private financial organisations, investment banks; and consultancies.

These men display an arrogant, superior air. There is much false confidence shown. At times it can also be observed there is a direct correlation between the width of the knot and the amount of arrogance present.

Many of these men suffered financially in the recent global financial crisis. Organisations such as Babcock and Brown and Macquarie Group, two companies that employ many men with fat knot syndrome, have seen their share prices fall dramatically.

It is not uncommon for men who have fat knot syndrome to simultaneously suffer from small penis syndrome and/or short man syndrome. When more than one syndrome is present this is of distinct dislike amongst the female population.

That guy from Accenture is suffering from a major case of fat knot syndrome.

Fat Knot Syndrome by alisonv December 15, 2008

fat on the couch 

Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.

My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.

fat on the couch by Tank178 November 7, 2005

Fat-Fast 

The exact opposite of "Slim-Fast". Instead of assisting the user in loss of body fat, the weight is therefore added on instantly by drinking the beverage.

I wanted to get fat instantly, so I drank Fat-Fast.

Fat-Fast by Brian Wharf January 25, 2005

Fat Man Bite 

When an individual is lazy or tired and takes a bite out of food. The person takes his or her piece of food (Pizza, for example), holds it above their head, tilts their neck back, flips the food the other way (So the back of their hand is facing their head), and loosely puts it downward into their mouth. This is usually accompanied by a moan of delight.

"Steve was so high last night! He had a twinkie and did the Fat Man Bite on it."

Fat Man Bite by Bruk August 5, 2008