by Summer-E January 07, 2021
by ناكح العاهرات August 27, 2020
by ناكح العاهرات August 27, 2020
Mike: You just fractured your tailbone, why are you still going to the competition?
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.
Steve: A. B. C. D. E. F.
Mike: …I see.
by Frederick Yeo November 16, 2023
Her: “I miss him so much”, “I think he likes me but won’t say it”, “why isn’t he answering my texts”, “men are trash”, “Want to hear about this time with ...” etc.
Friend: Move the f*ck on
Friend: Move the f*ck on
by PorcupineDingdong3000 February 12, 2021
Brown hair, hazelish eyes, glasses, preppy, usually has cool hairstyles, braces. Mom of the friend group, loves to know about drama but hates being involved. Very nice and loyal. Seems innocent but really isn't. Smart, definitely a nerd, but a pretty nerd. Has a little brother. Her voice is kinda mid sounds normal but you can tell who she is. Swimmer and rower. Loves baking but uses the stupidest recipes. Good friend, isn't that dumb logically. Teachers pet. Face is usually up close when shes on camera, she just has her face all up in it. Loves Toby Montalbon's jawline. In love with Toby Montalbon in general.
by imakedefinitions)_1 March 23, 2022
Given by a girlfriend to a new partner early on in a relationship to establish who's the boss, and who gets to be 'on top'. In male partners it can result in 'bruised dick'.
'How are things going with the girl you met at the gym last weekend?'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
'Whew, I've already been subjected to the ownership f**k!'
'You must have one bruised dick, bro.'
by King Kong Santa Claus February 26, 2023