one-eyed winking midget 

a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.

The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.

one-eyed winking midget by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change 

When someone with a lazy eye is not wearing the prescribed glasses and their eye is wonkey.

Dude, one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change. LOL!

one eye is going into the shop, the other is coming out with the change by MrSmithy251 August 30, 2010

Lego Eye 

Condition when, after building legos for an extended period of time, all of the loose pieces begin to look the same.

I said I needed a four-long green brick; this is a two-long red one?!
Sorry, we've been building this damn thing for so long, I think I've got Lego Eye.

Lego Eye by The Jackel 2003 January 10, 2011

eye spam 

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.

Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?

eye spam by Donna S March 27, 2008

Eyebex 

awesome makeup artist, great optician and all around fantastic person.

I got to hang with Eyebex today, she's the BEST!

Eyebex by arrohdee February 28, 2009

eyyor 

an annoying odd, weird, always talkin, ugly, nappy dude who tries to play sports and makes weird souns

person 1 : owen shut upp!!
person 2: ahlaafgaaaa ( sounding deaf)
person 3: stop bein an eyyor

eyyor by Halminen Lab December 20, 2008

eye filters 

When there is so much junk on a web page that you have to choose what your eyeballs look at. It can also be used to look at the things you want on a page while trying to not look at the ads or *ahem* inappropriate content.

Can also be used to describe how it is possible to read the articles in certain magazines and not look at the photos.

As well, how you watch something you don't want to watch by choosing what your eyes look at. It is in your view but you are not looking at it.

I bought Playboy for the articles, and used my eye filters to block out all the nudity around the words.

The movie was so scary I couldn't watch but it was great.

eye filters by BMolly December 5, 2009