Captain Tommed

Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.

I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!

I was utterly Captain Tommed!

by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024

Capping

This word growing up in the 90’s meant like you were joking with someone.
Like telling a joke in a way of making fun of someone or something they do.

“You’re pretty short for an adult. Haha I’m just capping on you, you’re not that short.”

by SunFlowerkidd December 4, 2023

captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.

that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute

by pinhe_ad December 23, 2023

captionese

when a statement resembles anime cations

person1:I wanna hit the restroom.
person2:Thats so captionese

by uusaid January 2, 2024

Captain America

Captain America not only has a beard, but also likes Godzilla and dinosaurs in general. Cheeky fellow. Not sure but I think he likes to flirt

Captain America, are you flirting with me?

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

captncha

1. A Completely Automated Public Turing test to Not tell Computers and Humans Apart
It doesn't tell humans and computers apart, it lets them all through.

2. An abbreviation of Captain Chai, a fictional brand of chai (tea).

1. I'm gonna make a website with a fake captcha, also known as a captncha. Hahahahaha!

2. Mmm, this captncha is soooo good! The best tea in the world!

by AnonymousAnonymousAnonymousqaz February 27, 2024

Captain save a ratchet hoe

To be like bird from 33rd

Don't be a bird from 33rd trying to be Captain save a ratchet hoe

by Simple.people March 11, 2024