Peaches & Cream 

When you Jizz on a girl's chest, have her sleep over. and then puke on her when she's passed out

That bitch started crying when i put it in her butt, so i decided to peaches & cream on her that night.

Peaches & Cream by Peg85 November 18, 2010

ice cream sandwich 

the liquids in between 2 black people having sex

Aging hippie liberal douche observed as jamal and keisha rubbed out a liquidy ice ream sandwich.

ice cream sandwich by big hairy sand man May 3, 2004

ass cream 

The art of being a dumb ass

trying to make progress with a chick and a friend walks up and says "So hows your girlfriend?" What a ass cream.

ass cream by Dickwadd July 15, 2006

cookies and cream 

Taking a shit onto a guys chest and having him ejaculate all over the shit then having his partner eat it. Afterwords making out with him.

Wow, i really enjoyed eating cookies and cream last night after amazing hot sex.

cookies and cream by Wayneld iz from flint May 30, 2010

Ice Cream Paint Job 

When multiple men simultaneously blow their creamy man goodness all over a beautiful woman's body completely covering it in a thin layer of jizz.

Megan Fox really enjoyed that ice cream paint job we gave her last night.

Ice Cream Paint Job by KB1869 November 18, 2009

ice cream cock

is when your eating your delicious ice cream and you spill it all over your cock and your dog licks it off.

Henry the biggest nerd spilled ice cream on his cock so he could get a blow job from his dog ( ice cream cock)

Tom was getting dogjob and his dog bit his cock off now he pisses out of his mouth,ears and recently installed vagina. ( ice cream cock)

ice cream cock by unpimp December 24, 2007

soup cream 

eddie forgot it so we couldnt have the onion dip

we had no dip for the chips cause eddie didnt bring the soup cream.

soup cream by JeJoFaFrToJo December 26, 2007