Asp Burger

The most basic burger, fit for the most boring, slowest people you have met.

Jacob has gone ahead and ordered an Asp Burger, he's so simple.

by Guii July 31, 2025

Burger

two meaty bros lying on top of eachother bc they r gay

jimin laying on hoseok... thats a gay burger

by 2seok June 11, 2019

monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023

dog burgers

A hamburger cut in half placed in a hot dog bun.

Holy shit! All we have are hot dog buns. Dammit. Dog burgers then, so be it.

by turch August 7, 2013

Slippery burger

When you put too much sauce on a burger and spend the entire time fighting to keep to keep it together.

Person A: *covers burger in ketchup*
Person B: how much ketchup??? You’ll end up with a slippery burger…..

by Itsanoun December 6, 2021

Throat Burger

A throat burger is when a dude puts his penis down a girl’s throat and splooges so hard for so long that the amount of cum could be accumulated and turned into a double patty extra cheese burger

“Babe, I choked so hard on your throat burger I could have died”

by FeetDeertoes June 18, 2018

Oreo burger

It’s an Oreo inside of a cooked burger

Hey Zander wanna hand me a Oreo burger? I’m starving!

by A.M.W May 22, 2023