brown eye booger 

What you call a small nut shard (peanut, almond, etc.) that gets caught around the outer edge of your anus causing an itchy, uncomfortable feeling. A common post poop occurance 1-2 days after eating any form of nut.

Pat: Why do you keep dancing around like that?
Jeremy: I ate a bunch of almonds last night and I keep gettting brown eye boogers in my ass. Be back in a minute, I need a re-wipe.

brown eye booger by turnyourface August 6, 2010

Brown Out 

When a person has slapped in either taken to large of a dip, or smoked to many cigs at once. This causes the body to refuse the large amounts of Nicotine/Tobacco in a violent and Histaricle spray show of puke. Once the Victim has tossed their cookies they has no choice, but immiediately leave the premasses. To Elliminate Further Embarrasment..... But not before tossing i another lipper.

(Gerv Puts Massive Tobacco dip in)
Katie: " Gerv are you okay"
Gerv: (vomits everywhere)
Tyler:"AWWWWHH!! Gerv Just browned out!"
Geoff:" Thats the first peson ive seen Brown out!"

Brown Out by Ye Ole Shoppe November 3, 2010

Brown Eye Breathing 

When a couple in love decides to take their intimacy to the next level. Much like sharing a held breath between locked lips, with the same breath being given and taken by each other, Brown Eye Breathing can be planned or accidental when a couple is butt-to-butt. When one farts and the other takes it in, and then farts to return it. The sharing of one fart.

I know my boyfriend loves me. Last night, as we were going to bed, we did some brown eye breathing. We share everything. He is so romantic!

Brown Eye Breathing by TwoLoveBirdsInTheRain January 7, 2011

Brown Milkshake 

To poop in a blender, then ejaculate in the same blender and blend it up.

In the morning, the Boy made his mother a brown milkshake

Brown Milkshake by thechimpinacan November 16, 2011

brown down under 

Another term for a wet fart or shitting one's self.

Karen: I can't believe it, I was doing squats at the gym, now I'm brown down under.

brown down under by Hardoneous Maximus November 13, 2011

Brown Nuts

When a man's explosive diarhea splashes onto his ballsack

I should've know not to push so hard with diarhea... now I've got brown nuts

Brown Nuts by manoman044321 July 10, 2011

Brown Onion Ring 

A brown onion ring is the end result and combination of heat, time, and not wiping one's anus good enough. A sticky, cake-like residue builds up around the anus, which causes a stinky, sandy sensation on the rim of the anus.

I just bought new underwear, and now I can feel a brown onion ring seeping out onto them. Damn, it's hot outside!

Brown Onion Ring by Ronald Stentwagon November 7, 2012