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A slang term referring to a stupid person or a stupid idiot, ‘you twatass’, to make fun of ones self or someone else for having acted stupidly.
you twatass, what a twatass!
twatass by Allan Ewart June 2, 2008
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A portmanteau of twat and retard. Often used in a humourous context.

Not considered as harsh as cuntard, but more harsh than 'twat' or 'cunt' alone.
'Stop being such a twatard!' Erica said to Jessica.
twatard by œ January 14, 2010

twatticism 

A remark by a twat.
That sounded a bit like a twatticism.
twatticism by hwojciechowski June 19, 2011

twatmouse 

A Term used to describe a tan line, with an outstanding definition between tan and unexposed skin.
Thats some serious twatmouse you've got there pal, you look like a zebra with 2 legs.....
twatmouse by peter uddle November 7, 2012

twater boarding 

When a girl is riding your face to the point you can't breathe and you feel like shes going to smother you.
So I was going 69 with this big girl and started freaking out when she laid down all the way and was twater boarding me!
twater boarding by jconn88 August 26, 2013

Twatknacker 

That guy just smashed the bus windscreen! What a Twatknacker!!
Twatknacker by juannkerr October 4, 2013