Thomas core

when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas

That guy just had a piano fall on his head! That’s so Thomas core

by RedMoonRising January 21, 2024

Thomas Stank

Sharting (shitting while farting) simultaneously when burping. Usually they match in pitch and volume.

Ew! Did you just shit yourself AND burp?
Yeah man, I did a Thomas Stank!

by Christian73 March 2, 2023

Thomas Haddon Stone

An amazing friend and person who you can count on to be supportive and listen to you when you need him to. He is funny and kind and awesome and is NOT my sibling. He is funny and can bounce back from a bad mood.

"Thomas Haddon Stone is such a sigma male bro"
"i know right maybe I should steal Tom's skin and become Tom"
"wtf?"

by RatMaster123 October 31, 2023

Thomas

Thomas is my cousin HE IS RETARDED whenever I kill him in gta he tells his mom and I have another friend named Thomas aswell and he acts the same way as he does btw yeah cool

Me: thomas follow me and JAYSON
Thomas: no
Me and Jason after him not getting into our car while doing the diamond casino heist on gta 5 online: THOMAS THATS IT WE ARE RESTARTING THIS HEIST AND GIVING YOU 15% AND NOTHING ELSE

Thomas: NOOOOOO YOUR A BULLY I HATE YOU IM TELLING MY MOM

Btw he has a minecraft girlfriend

by ShawnYeah1 December 30, 2019

Thomas

Thomas's are all basic bitches who have bad aim and tacky color opinions

Oh hey look there's Thomas

Oh dont fall for him, he has bad aim
Ok

by Pudle duc November 15, 2019

Thomas

•Thomas is average femboy 🤓.
•lover of cubes.
•will have sex with a cat if given a chance.
•is a dream stans.
•is a hypocrite.

Thomas you fucking femboy

by Thomas Gregory January 27, 2024

Thomas

a kid who one day says his laptop is his girlfriend, than his dad, than his son, than his wife and then his momo. he is a fuckwit who thinks he can kill a person with his bare hands but can lose to the weakest person in the world to an arm wrestle. he will flinch at anything. he is scared of go karts and says his family is so rich there house is made of marble. this means Thomas is a fucking liar with no life. if you find this Thomas or anyone like him. fucking shank them with a fucking blunt ass spoon till they can barely breath than jump on to them and slam them into the ground and have them choke on his blood.

look at the fag Thomas, lets shank him with a blunt ass spoon

by masteroakwee April 3, 2022