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Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence

An extremely rare and expensive pre-workout known for causing buff bro Chads to vape and paddle spank other bro Chads in between sets. Consumption typically results in workout gear consisting of double layered petticoats with lace ruffles for sweat absorption. Post workout protein replenishment while using is always cornmeal mush and raw halibut.

Historically, it was given to members of English parliament on the verge of abandoning British rule. Side effects included wig theft, debauchery of other Parliament members wives, violent masturbation using raw cod oils as lubricant, and long periods of blackout followed by awakening naked in the tents of rival Native American tribes.
Chad Bro # 1: "Hey bro, did you see Tom at Planet Fitness spanking everyone in that colonist outfit?"

Chad Bro # 2: "Bro, you didn't hear? He got a hold of that Thomas Jefferson's Declaration of Dependence!"

Chad Bro # 1: "Fuck yah bro! I hope he got Earl Grey flavor."

Chad Bro # 2: "Nah bro, he's on that cornmeal mackerel ."
by TJeffWorkout January 10, 2020
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thomas

Thomas is the type of guy to take a girl out on a nice date, and then bring her home to then play krunker.io instead of laying down some pipe on the girl because he's a pro gamer, and also a pro christian activist, he believes not to to fuck until hes married.
thomas is such a pro gamer, he doesn't let anything get in the way of gaming, not even some pussy
by oldmacdonaldsd*ck October 22, 2019
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thomas shit

A strange, slightly homosexual dog, that takes little poops on the floor, and humps little children.
by Gamersnale April 24, 2014
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thomas taft

Thomas Taft is an international kingpin. He is a worldwide vendor who sells anything. He had been known to Rob banks. He has shown his reputation throughout the region of Kent. He has many links. He is likely to be armed and dangerous.
Yo Thomas Taft was spotted ask for some cheese
by Otfordmafia October 2, 2017
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Thomas Lemar

Basically the best player , he is also known as Lemardona. Legend says he thought messi how to dribble.

When i was little , i used to skip school to watch Lemar play” - Pele 1928
Thomas Lemar has won ucl for atleti”

Ali : Get innnnnnnn. WHERE IS PESSI NOW AHAHAHA. THOMAS LEMAR IS CLEARRRRR
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Thomas core

Thomascore: when an accident occurs that is both funny and improbable; a situation that would only happen to a Thomas
A door knob falling off in your hand is peak Thomas core
by ThomasHater3001 January 14, 2024
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andrew thomas stockton

look at andrew thomas stockton. he is so sexy
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